I know an old lady who swallowed a fly
I don’t know how she swallowed a fly
Perhaps she’ll die

I know an old lady who swallowed a spider
That rickled and tickled an giggled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don’t know why she swallowed a fly
Perhaps she’ll die

Bird – how absurd to swallow a bird
Cat – imagine that, she swallowed a cat
Dog – what a hugg to swallow a dog
Goat – she opened her throat to swallow a goat
Cow – I don’t know how she swallowed a cow
Horse – She’s dead of course